OH NO YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO SAIL THE DRAKE PASSAGE
IN A WALNUT SHELL OR FOLLOW
THE PERUVIAN PRESIDENT’S
DAUGHTER ON TWITTER JUST
FOR THE PICTURES OF MORRISSEY
HER BELOVED WEIMARANER
OH JUST RESIST BEING A KNOWITALL
WHEN YOUR HUSBAND SAYS
LOOK HERE AT THIS MILITARY
EQUESTRIAN STATUE OF PIZARRO
SEE HOW ONE HOOF IS RAISED?
IT MEANS HE WAS WOUNDED
IN BATTLE OH NO DO NOT GOOGLE
THE MILITARY EQUESTRIAN STATUE
OF BOLIVAR IN LA PLAZA BOLIVAR
AND SAY HAHAHA BOTH HOOVES
ARE IN THE AIR AND BOLIVAR DIED
OF CONSUMPTION OH ALL RIGHT
IT’S OKAY TO SAY HAHAHA THE MILITARY
EQUESTRIAN STATUE OF PIZARRO
RUSTS ON THE SHORE OF THE RIVER RIMAC
A SORRY ASS STREAM OF TRASH
WHERE VULTURES SHIT AND DOGS DIE
AND YES EVERYONE CAN SHOUT JUST ONCE
OUT OUT CONQUISTADOR!
LET’S MELT IT DOWN LET’S TURN IT
INTO A WALNUT SHELL AND SAIL
ALL THE WAY TO ALICANTE
Photo: “Walnut Shell Boats” by Alison and Fil; licensed under CC BY 2.0
Click here to read Kara Candito on the origin of the poem.
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