I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone . . .
–DJT, 2016
you want to replicate a Glock
so you let your
index
finger, maybe the middle
finger too, be the
barrel
and you flex your thumb
into a hammer,
lift
it up, bend it to cock it,
and close the rest
turning
your fingers into a grip,
the magazine spring-
loaded,
first round chambered,
so when you
squeeze
and make that pursed-
lips shooting
sound
you will see your hand
jump a bit to remind
you
next time you have to
aim a little lower,
ok?
Image: “trumpsaic-infogramselfie-3” by Oli Goldsmith, licensed under CC 2.0
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